Joke for the Day
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside . . .
. . . with a dog he doted on. The dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, the dog is dead. Could you be saying a Mass for the creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but there's a new denomination down the road -- no telling what they believe, so maybe they'll do something for the animal."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right now. Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick asked, "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"
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